The History of Duck Attack

In March 2008 Network Rail decided to undertake some building work on the banks of the river Calder right next to my flat. The endless stream of diggers and dumper trucks up and down the river bank displaced the Ducks and Geese from their home causing them to take refuge in the car park where I lived. This disruption to their home seem to anger the ducks especially with it being mating season and soon they became quite aggressive to any passers by. Residents were being chased across the car park by the birds who would even attack their cars.

Unfortunately with animal rights protesting being so fashionable today defending myself physically from these attacks was not really an option due to the fear of finding a group of hippies starting a demonstration against me. So this then gave me the inspiration to create this game in which revenge can be taken against my feathered foe in a way that should hopefully not result in me being placed on Green Peace's hit list.